ok i lied. one more post. because not too many people read this and because no one likes a bitchy person on facebook, i'm just going to put 3 questions that i am sick of being asked. and i can do this because i'm pregnant. if you've asked me these questions, don't feel bad (well, do but only for like a minute). if you haven't asked them, don't. i'm also putting how i would like to respond to people instead of being polite.

1. "have you thought about adoption?" have you thought about what would happen if i punched you in the face? just kidding, but really since i'm almost 31 and have a college degree and have lived in another country, i think i can do a better job than those girls on "teen mom". in other words, i'm keeping MY baby, so shut up.

2. "why didn't you use birth control?" really? are you really asking me that? because the answer to that question will accomplish so much.

3. "are you sure, maybe in some subconscious part of your brain, you didn't sort of want to be pregnant?" and then this is when i have to decide between breaking their arm or poking out their eyes.

so anyway, the moral of the story is think before you ask a pregnant woman stupid questions.